ATTENTION
This is a demo.
Nothing you see is real.
loading.progress === 0%
console.log ('Fun fact:');
// This page actually loaded in 0ms 🚀
// But I spent 432,000,000ms making this loading screen 😅
// So you're stuck here for 12000ms
/* TODO: Remove this before production */
/* 😎 */
This site has been generated already and loaded up 0.000s ago. I'm just showing you some animation.